anny haiku

there was this purr thing
sat on me she did, oh my
i am powerless

other haiku

guy i like did call
this makes me happy you know
miss him much i do

pee haiku

REALLY GOTTA PEE
THIS ANNY BITCH IS ON ME
LET ME FREE TO PEE!!!

evil bad no-good day

i'm cold
it's 44 degrees Fahrenheit !!!!!

i was very cold last night, not sure how cold it got
yeah you eastcoasters can bite me, i'm a california girl
and this is TOO COLD for me and my house.
granted i've got a space heater and that's all

probably be warmer were i on the east coast
i miss having a fireplace

i awoke stuffy and coughing
throat barely hurts anymore but it still looks bad
ugh i hate big sick.

talked to that mexican guy on the fon
just him sounding sympathetic makes me notso miserable
he doesn't seem to be feeling too well himself :/

i have been ordered to 'babe, take something and go back to sleep'
so teapot is on, i've decided that 'something' is theraflu and mushroom sooooop
:)

*cough*

so tired of coughing

ok, i can stop now ok??
anytime now would be nice.
arrrrg

'something'

i have theraflu and soup

i have misplaced my nifty soup making device
so i made soup in a cup

yes i have bowls but i'm eating in bed
and i said i wanted to eat soup then sleep
not sleep in soup

yes.
i think?
yeah that's right, eat soup.

shake before opening

ate soup
try sleep.

productive?

i fixed my showerhead
yeah the new one

i don't understand, maybe it's hard water or something?
this brown green gunk had collected where the showerhead connected to the thing coming out of the wall.

far too mundane for me to know what that's about, but i just fixy and move on
(mundane? like remembering your car needs oil? shut up!)

so i'm going to wash this mop of whathaveyou atop mah hed
and go pick up my paycheque.

i may take the 3% cut and cash it right away at check cashy place instead of waiting for bank, then i'll make money order for rent.
and then if i'm still feeling all productive maybe i'll do some stuff
i dunno
we, shall, see.

we shall see, indeed.

oh my god

i feel soooo sick
sick sick sick sick sick sick
everything aches
i'm stuffy
i'm coughing
my head hurts

i think my hair hurts

ugh.

i'm going to try to pass out soon
took a vicodin because my me is just too painful
the skin on my knees aches
what the fuck man?

*mentally explores*

i think my ass cheeks don't hurt
and the inside arch of one of my feet
ugh.
my head feels like it's going to break my neck and my eyes feel like they're becoming too big for their sockets
this is suck man.
big suck.
we hatessss it we doesssss

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"The very concept of time travel makes no sense, since time doesn't flow. The fact that we think time passes is just an accident of our nervous systems -- of the way things look to us. In reality, time doesn't pass; we pass. Time itself is invariant. It just is. Therefore, past and future aren't separate locations, the way New York and Paris are separate locations. And since time isn't a location, you can't travel to it."



~TIMELINE - Michael Crichton pg. 123-124