Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened w

hi hi hi there! CHRIST! lookit the time
i haven't turned the cam on because i'm feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, and i have no eyebrows on so i don't feel the need to subject anyone to that sight at this time
i hate it, i keep waking up after only a few hours of sleep and being TOTALLY awake and ain't shit i can do about it except lay there staring at the ceiling or get up

anny is running around all crazy like and attacking my feet and such, since i'm awake i SHOULD be looking for tattoo flash because we're to get some tats bis weekend, i had found a kanji that supposedly meant 'tribal chaos' and emailed someone who seemed to know about it (having many such tats himself) and he responded that he'd gladly help me, but then never replied to the email that had the actual symbol and supposed translation in it.
so i'm wary to get kanji permanently on my skin that i'm not entirely sure it means what i think it means

am i obsessed with clockwork orange? oh very likely
that's eris for ya, getting distracted by the important frivolous task of looking for new tattoo designs with clockwork orange pictures and sounds
hm

hey hey hey

is there anyone (awake) that can draw tribal spirals and spikes?

visual explanation

try to imagine this as tribal on the inside of my upper left arm opposite the existing tats

~~~~@~~~~ tribal band with a spiral in the middle, and two or three spikes going down from the spiral
the sides of the band almost interconnecting with the front band
the inside band framing the spiral kind of like this but looking more like the front band in overall style

but not a celtic spiral, a very open tribal spiral, with two or three spikes of different length coming down from it, kinda like the spikes in this tat


the spiral would be exactly opposite the center of the band in front, probably the whole thing being a little bigger than the front tattoos

to refresh your memory i just now took two pictures of my tattoos
front and side so you can see that the band doesn't go all the way around:

ee is wise

i looked at the fitday thing again and got all frustrated
according to it i'm basically starving cause i eat so little
i eat when i'm hungry and i eat till i'm full
even on a weekendday or going out special i still am eating a whole lot less according to the caloric charts then i thought i was

ee says that anything less than 1000 calories a day, your body thinks your starving
i didn't stop to think that even if my brain doesn't think i'm starving, my body still might
i could be stuck in that stage where you gain weight before you lose if you try to starve yourself

so yeah, blah blah, kal was right, i need to eat MORE (of healthy foods of course) and i need an exercise schedule
i suppose i could use the fitday.com thing to make sure i'm eating ENOUGH
there's NO advice on how to properly eat MORE calories, i even tried looking in advice for excessive thinness

this is horribly silly!
i wonder if a diet plan for an anorexic to get healthy would work

*sigh*

Many persons with anorexia nervosa restrict their intake to 1,000 calories a day or less

this is NOT HELPFULL!
here i am trying to figure out the most healthy way to get UP TO 1000 calories a day

christ.

yeah screw you hippy

for everyone who can lose weight by counting calories and eating less YAY for you

for me: SCREW THAT
from now on i'm only listening to kal and maybe a doctor if i can convince a doctor that i'm not an overeater

ee decided to be helpful with my exercise plan:

ee> your first assignment in exercise is to chase kal around the house
ee> and have a very sweaty wrestling match
ee> then chase spanky around and tickle him to death

yipe!

lookit the time
i'm upstairs to shower and get ready

kitten news

the wonderful shalini (imjstagrrl) just dropped me off from going to the vet
i owe her hairness and lunch cause she had other things to do and had to run off

anny is a little bitch and resisted everything and yelled her fat ass off
she was good in the car and otherwise,
but things up her butt, needles in her skin and yucky tasting stuff shoved down her throat was loudly protested

there is a, probably not serious, problem

she's got a tiny heart murmur on the left side of her heart. dr said since she seems so healthy and active she'll probably grow out of it or it won't cause her any problems. but to keep having her checked to make sure it's nothing serious
probably a minor birth defect from being the runt

and she's now over 3lbs!
mah little fat ass!

i decided to get the kitty package, it is $140 for all the shots and tests kittens need, but they took off what i paid for her first visit so i only paid $114 so when i take her back for the rest i just make an appt and it's already paid for.
i wasn't going to but then i thought, what if i don't have money for her shots in a few weeks. this way i don't have to worry

awww, she just came up for comforting

hehe

celestyna cracks me up:

"By that time I will have three adopted children named Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos, have a Winabego with spikes on the tires, and have a mobile pool hitched to the back where my cabanaboys will enthusiastically and empathetically get to hear me complain about my bunions."

hahahahhahaha

LOL

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as;ofiwn

i just woke up
there is a note for me to call kal
so i'm talking to kal
something about going to a movie tonight?
i wonder if they already went
my friends list is being non-existent

la la la lemons

*SNORK*

The status of LiveJournal:
At 3:06 am EST on Wednesday, August 22nd, Admin opiummmm writes :
Free users might have trouble connecting during peak times of the day.


hmm, is this a peak time of day?
and since when did i become a free user?

silly tests

Is your appearance or behavior considered "eccentric" by other people?
Do other people accuse you of being self-centered?

you know sometimes other people believe or accuse one of things that aren't necessarily true
yeah sometimes they are, but having questions to judge you that ask what other people think seems odd

lol

this is really funny
wrong but funny.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	High
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Click Here To Take The Test --

ooooh!

DELAYED REACTION

I'M ALL ALONE!!!!

I COULD RUN AROUND NAKED!!!!

i'm going to listen to some mp3s that i like to sing with

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yuck

eww
i'm glad i'm alone
see current music
i'm making noises that are very unlike the noises issuing from my speakers

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i do concur

=O

charity is EVIL and taunted me with her pickles!!

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