hoveringsombrero | Totally not helping the "eris is a notfood" argument.

eris: I smell like cookies though, and it's annoying.
eris: oh god my hair smells like frosting,
eris: how does that even happen?
eris: Did my hair play in the frosting while I wasn't looking?
eris: This must be addressed.
Cryo: no
Cryo: it's the best your hair has smelled!
Cryo: and if pussy smelled like pussy, I'd eat it all the time!
Cryo: er
Cryo: hahah
Cryo: god dammit
Cryo: I hate when I mess up my own jokes.

Then I went and ranted at J about my hair smelling like frosting and made him smell.
He said "oh my god, it does smell like frosting, and flour and dough ... YOU ARE A FOOD!"

Showered, now just smell like eris, no more nasty frosting.