another interesting experiment

http://www.eriscam.com/dt
laptop and kal's desktop cam when i'm using his computer
RIGHT NOW member cam2 is showing on my laptop cam, maybe i'll open it on kal's desktop when i go downstairs in a bit

anyhow, i've seen people do this for a while, never gave it much thought till i saw Zuma's dezk cam, the fully readable screen cap cam is FACINATEING to me, as you can see mine isn't that readable, but i'm considering fully readable version for members, of course i'd have to pay atttention to passwords and consideration to people i'm talking to

what a horrid disjoined babble
i'll end it here

(no subject)

HEH

spam

i'm not sure exactly why this spam amused me enough to share but it did
i was checking a hotmail address that i only check once in a while:

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etwas

i have my laptop set to turn off the monitor of there's no activity for 2 mins
i didn't stop to think that this might affect the screencap cam

i think it looks cool
it reminds me of what happens when power is cut to a quickam mid capture



(pictures broken and missing)

things that amuse me

*** Join: eric999 (byNoMeans@eugn-dsl-gw1poole197.eugn.uswest.net)
*** eris is now known as eris666
eric999> ¿
eris666> ?
RainerWrk> lalalalala
eric999> .,,.
eris666> ,..,
eric999> jfjf
eris666> fjfj
eric999> c999
eris666> c666
eric999> wrong
eris666> damn
eris666> s666
eris666> guess i lost
eric999> loser
eris666> that's what i said
eric999> <-- winner
mouse> may i ask what you lost?
eric999> now you're supposed to say
eric999> <-- loser
eris666> <--- goddess
mouse> <---rodent
eris666> <---- @
mouse> <---- bitch
mouse> <---- bitch
mouse> <---- I bite
eric999> <-=¤ eric
eris666> lol

you asked for it!!

well some of you did and some didn't
here tis anyway :P
WHAT FNORD MEANS:

Fnord?
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted.
Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry.
Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots.
Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm.
Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients.
Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on.
Fnord is where the buses hide at night.
Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book.
Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason.
Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam.
Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe.
Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages.
Fnord is a pickle without the bumps.
Fnord is why ducks eat trees.
Fnord is toast without bread.
Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats.
Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in the navel of the mites that eat
the lint in Fnord's navel.
Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs.
Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica.
Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders.
Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer.
Fnord is the echo of silence.
Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life.
Fnord is the sales tax on happiness.
Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence.
Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long.
Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent.
Fnord is the donut hole.
Fnord is the whole donut.
Fnord is an annoying series of email messages.
Fnord is the color only blind people can see.
Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal.
Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy.
Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428.
Fnord is the yin without yang.
Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk.
Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses.
Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf.
Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline.
Fnord never sleeps.
Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale.
Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave.
Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen.
Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads.
Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly.
Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella.
Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner.
Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero.
Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point.
Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back.
Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games.
Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska.
Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father".
Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe.
Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor.
Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket.
Fnord invented the green hubcap.
Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough.
Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars.
Fnord uses two bathtubs at once.

I cannot escape them
No matter how I try
They wait for me everywhere
I cannot pass them by.


Driving down the street
I see "Jesus Is Lord"
And then immediately after
I hear the word "FNORD!"


Innocuous sayings and parables
And on the evening news
I hear the word "FNORD!"
And suddenly I'm confused


I sit alone in my room
And I'm feeling rather bored
I turn on the tube and guess what
I hear the word "FNORD!"


"Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you"
That's what I've heard the wisemen say
But I can't get away from those beasties
There's just no fucking way.

I want to be one of the cool kids (v. 4.7.2)

(disclaimer, if you can't tell i'm being silly read elsewhere)
ok i can be a camgirl too
sure why not
sure (honestly) i have money problems, i don't talk about them much nope, cause well POOR IS FUCKING EMBARRASSING
so i'm looking at the amounts other "cool kids" are askin for and hell, i don't need $180,000, like fuck i wouldn't REFUSE it but i don't need it

$10,000 will do just nicely

here's what 10,000 will do for me:
it will fix my WONDERFUL silver zoom
clear up license and regisistration issues with both kal and i
pay several months ahead on rent(cuts down on stress)
pay on student loans so they won't eat me
clear up issues at the community college so i can take more classes

and oh i don't know .. several hundred dollar doc martins, a piano to sit in a room and never be touched, various trinkets i'll probably lose

and what do you get for giving me this money
oh i'll make a wonderful list of things i'll never get around to doing
monthly erisPORN
signed pictures
framed pictures of my ass squished on a scanner
my left hip painted to look like george carlin then immortalized on Polaroid film
and oh yeah, i'll remember to never thank you
unless you've got an important name
;)

oh yeah, send your thousands of dollars to:

Eris Kallisti Ciccone
666 discord way
Discordia, Chao 77777

*BIG RAINBOW SMOOCHES!
weeeeee!