what a load of crap

this is why christians scare me
(courtesy of katy's journal who was reminded of the site by inno)

chick.com

below are exerpts from a tract called bewitched

i couldn't figure out if it was preching against teen pregancy or drugs, guess it's all one big bundle (OF SIN!)

*ahem*

Satan has nothing better to do than watch tv reruns:

buffy the vampire slayer possibly?
oh oh oh, i know! maybe it was that ellen show, made everyone who watched it gay you know

satan is Johnathon frakes(sp?) (riker) and decorates with graphs on Anarchy, porn and homosexuality (gasp) hey i want those graphs


ok, i'm confused, is mother in hell cause she let ashley do drugs, and this sentance cracks me up:
"Father is an excutive and an alcholic" what the fuck does that mean?


LSD and speed make your brain and arteries gel? GEl? is this a medical term?
do theese people BOTHER to consult fact?

(seriously, gel? i'd like to see the medical documentation here)

put down? put down what, or who? oh yeah, and everyone who even thinks about thinking about drugs looks like a hippie


in case the insides gelling wasn't scarey enough, this just in, FLASHBACKS will KILL you dead


yup dead, and it doesn't matter if you confess at the last min, you're still dead


so kids, what's the moral of this story?
drugs are bad?
the word pornography is really funny in a cartoon?

hellifiknow, i haven't slept in hours and hours and hours
next they'll make a tract about the sin of sleep dep

here's my moral

THIS KIND OF CHRISTAN SCARES ME

(isn't my brain sorta gel-like in the first place?)

hehe

damnit i said i haven't slept
i didn't bother to look at the tv in the first frame

bewitched, duh, hence name of tract :)
i never claimed to be very bright

*snork*

people like this are major contributing factors to keeping geeks shy and getting grounded for hanging out with friends to play d&d, when sometimes those were the only friends they could make

some of my bestest friends are geeks and nerds damnit, and there's more D & D and rpg shit in this house than you can shake a stick at

i'm going to hell!

on yeah, and die vampire the masquerade LARPers die
(so i'm mildly hypocritical, just add it to the list of reasons i'm "going to hell")

LOL

yeah i'm still babbling
that article has a list of reasons why D&D is bad and evil

#4 Erosion of family values-the Dungeon Master (DM) demands an all-encompassing and total loyalty, control and allegiance.

lol, that'd sure cut down on all the argueing with the DM, wonder who's games they've been to

and #7
Loss of Self-control-authority over self is surrendered to the DM. Depending on the personality and ego-strength of the player, this loss can be near absolute.

again, WHO'S games have they been to?

hey elgorgo

i found doom town
reading it now
if the damn thing'll ever load :)

mmmmm

tiny frosted bales of hay
and cold cold milk

(no subject)

sleep claims me





(albiet against my will)