hoveringsombrero | retyped from a fuzzy image with spelling/grammar fixed.

The top 20 things I learned from watching Firefly:

1. Though the Bible is specific on killing, it is fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.

2. 10 percent of nothing is still nothing.

3. Pain is scary.

4. Buffet tables should always be questioned.

5. You don't fix faith. It fixes you.

6. Some people juggle geese!

7. Sometimes a thing that's broke just can't be fixed.

8. When a girl gives you a pretty hat made out of a tree, you ARE signing on to have and to hold.

9. No power in the 'Verse can stop me.

10. The chain of command is the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in command.

11.If you got a job we can do it. Don't much care what it is. But when the job is done I get paid.

12. If the planet's coming up too quick, you're going down too fast. You'll likely crash and kill us all.

13. If people get nosy, shoot 'em ... politely.

14. It's never gonna go smooth and nothing is gonna stick to the plan.

15. It's good to have cargo.

16. Eating an ice-planet is problematic for a mind-reading genius.

17. If your sister is a ship, you probably had a complicated childhood.

18. The companion dating policy is complicated.

19. The day the money is good enough will be an interesting day.

20. Just because a show was cancelled because a bunch of network execs didn't like it and they showed the episodes in the wrong order and episodes were pushed back for sports events and dropped it in a Friday night death slot doesn't mean the fans gave up. We got our Big Damn Movie, "We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty!"