My dreams are getting more amusing writers?

[hoveringsombrero]

This is from an end of a dream right before I woke.

I don't recall them having names so we'll just make them up.
Steve: man just woken up from drunken sleep.
Bob: The father of Steve's girlfriend.

Bob has shown up at the tail end of some party where Steve has passed out in a corner. After he is woken up, Steve staggers to follow Bob, on the way grabs a half-drunk drink in front of another passed out person at a table and downs it.

Steve sets empty glass back on table and staggers foward with Bob and his men looking at him with disapproval.

Steve: "Ah brandy, I believe brandy makes a man smarter,
it certainly cleared my head."

Bob: "I'll tell you what makes a man sound more intelligent; being sober, and PROPOSING to your girlfriend! (bob's daughter)."

Steve: "No sir!, I can tell YOU what makes a man sound more intelligent ..."

Steve: "It's 'RAR,' Yes, that's the ticket, I do believe I shall say it more often. 'How are you doing today Steve?' 'Rar.' 'That's excellent, how was your trip to Madagascar?' 'RAR!'
It's brilliant! I'll be the toast of the town!"

Comments

[edanya.livejournal.com]

i like you better when youre awake.

[eris.livejournal.com]

I probably argue less when I'm asleep.

[coldcontrol.livejournal.com]

I'm going to be the voice of dissent and say that I like you better when you're asleep.

Also: WHY WAS I NOT MAKING OUT WITH RANDOM CHICKS THIS DREAM.

[eris.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU'RE DOING IT IN REAL LIFE IN FRONT OF FRY'S

[coldcontrol.livejournal.com]

It was Lee's, and it was hardly "making out."

It was like being hugged and kissed by a nun, honest. A.. large chested, blonde nun wearing a too-tight t-shirt.

Yes.

[eris.livejournal.com]

I knew right after I hit post that fry's was wrong, but figured you'd correct me.

My point remains the same, regardless.

Nuns are a bad example.
I've seen your comics.

[coldcontrol.livejournal.com]

ithoughtthosecomicswereoneofthosethingswedon'tttalkaboutinpublic

[eris.livejournal.com]

What comics?

[os.livejournal.com]

lately the writers in my dreams have evidently gotten better, too!
i had an interesting dream about this three-level life-or-death video-game-type-thing.
there were all these chambers with different challenges; sometimes firebolts would come at you in one chamber, and you'd have to use people as shields; other chambers might fill with water, or something...
but then there were secret ductwork paths in between the rooms, and they changed on the levels, and there were conspiracies with certain people, god-like entities, people who could become invisible or control the rooms, from within the walls.
the whole place was encapsulated in loops where you drove in/out to participate.... and there was something about swapping all these cars in the middle of the night, secret comings and goings and part of some experiment.

it was a pretty cool dream, i wish there were dream-VCRs that you could hook up to your head.

[caveman.livejournal.com]

Rar!

See? I never comment in your posts. Been reading your lj for years. (Really) and hardly ever comment. You probably have no idea who I am, but now you know I am the toast of the town.

Rar!