Rad.

[hoveringsombrero]

I shouldn't have been allowed to touch anything this week.
I'm either trying to damage myself or burn the house down.

I made noodly stuff for lunch,
And because I can't apparently be bothered to watch shit while it cooks,
boiled half of it over onto the stove.
Passed out and forgot about it.

Just put eggs on to boil
forgot to watch them...
"what's that smell?"

Ok, hi, let's burn the rest of the crap spilled on the burner.
Fucking moron.

So add attempting to burn down the kitchen onto
dragging the heaviest laundry basket ever across the house,
without stopping cause I'm a stubborn idiot,
then stabbing myself in the palm with the largest knife in the house,
because I reached into the dishwasher without looking,
of course.

Damn good thing I don't drive.