I hear secrets that you keep, when you're talking in your sleep.

[hoveringsombrero]

Apparently my hair decides to go emo while I sleep.







I haven't put the guards back on the fridge door shelves since I cleaned it,
so half the time I open the fridge, something goes flying,
And I curse loudly, pick it up, place it back on the unguarded shelf.

I think this is another metaphor for my life.