Crazy summer thunderstorms.

[hoveringsombrero]

I was woken by the thunder,
and became convinced that I would be struck by lightening,
if I didn't make sure J was up for work.
My brain is much sillier half-awake.

Also, there was this lovely IM spam sitting on the computer:

[05:04] caliguy4u20022000: would you be interested in getting freaky for real with 25/m/559?

Does that mean 559lbs or 559 area code?

Either way, no thanks.

Comments

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

559 = p3n1s length in angstrom units!

[projectx.livejournal.com]

So what does it measure out to?
I am not familliar of the unit..
Just curious how exactly he came up with the number.

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

It would be 55.9 nanometers.(approximately 560 atoms across)

[projectx.livejournal.com]

0.o
in English?

Nevermind.
Talking like that dkesn't get you laid anyhow, and quite frankly not interested enough to know why someone would post it that way as opposed to just saying outright (as he has for the first part of his letter) that he's got a 9 inch throbbing cock.

I'm sorry for jumping to conclusions, but I wouldn't want to fuck a guy who talks like he is going to ask me to make him a tinfoil pyramid hat so the aliens can't hear his thoughts when he sleeps.

[weirdcookie.livejournal.com]

Last night on our local FOX station they had a clip about storms around the midwest. If you forgot, or never knew, i live in MN.

they had this girl on the show that was stuck by lightling.... IN HER HOUSE! She was going in to a room to get something and something on her roof was stuck. The current went through her house and came out the last plug-in in the room and came out the sockets and zapped her. She lived and even her family thought it was pretty cool.