Analyse this.

[hoveringsombrero]

I just got to work, which means I only woke a bit ago,
Had a crazy, very distressing to be in, dream.

Some ultra conservative force had taken over wherever I was living,
and had decided that males and females needed to be segregated,
and that sex was bad mmmmk?
The theory was fundamentally flawed as they did not recognise
anything other than straight, "normal", males and females.

But I digress,
so I was stuck in the females camp, and it was very stereotypical,
almost like something out of “But I’m a cheerleader.”
We all had to wear pink, we could only do “girl” things,
no video games, no SCIENCE.
Couldn’t read mystery novels cause it required “too much thought,”
couldn’t read horror books because they were “too scary.”

Ok, so this already sounds like a nightmare for eris, right?
It was worse.
I was physically male, and nobody would acknowledge this,
I spent the entire dream trying to convince them I was NOT A GIRL.
I cannot express how very VERY VERY distressing this was.
Nobody would believe me; they’d just pat me on the head and ignore me.

You’d think, that I should have just gone with it, man!
I was the only MAN in a society full of women not allowed to see men.

Seriously, eris, they (the powers that be) didn’t realize I was male.
I was just too concerned with being distressed that they’d somehow confused me for a girl,
and stuck me in the stupid girly stuff society.

Comments

[edanya.livejournal.com]

hahaha :oP

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

hahaha good one!

[omnicon.livejournal.com]

I had a dream that a neo-conservative agenda took over this country and there was a curfew. At night I snuck out and was about to jump over the wall of the apartments I used to live at back in Vegas and I saw this giant, ominous tank patrolling the street. Everything was colorless and it looked like it was a freaken war zone. Scared the jeeblies out of me.

-JR

[eris.livejournal.com]

This sounds really familiar,
like I've an almost-memory of having a similar dream.
But it's just not coming to mind.

[coldcontrol.livejournal.com]

so I was stuck in the females camp, and it was very stereotypical,
almost like something out of “But I’m a cheerleader.”

I was leading up to saying something appropriately Freudian involving penis envy and gender identification, but then I got distracted by this and have to say that god, it's been too long since I've seen that movie.

[eris.livejournal.com]

It's a great movie,
as for the dream, I think the interpretation is fairly blatent and obvious, and I'm not like to argue with it.
Even if it reads funny on paper, it was the most distressing dream I've had of that type.