Dear StrongBad, why are you so awesome?

[hoveringsombrero]

So I went just to the store with the bank in.
Jay was sleeping like a peaceful snoring Mexican babyman,
so I was loathe to wake him.

I got cheese tortilinis with red and white sauces,
and pre-made garlicky bread.
I'm too tired and/or lazy to make the jar'd sauce more ... saucy.
I'm not sure the exact point I learned to cook, but I'm happy with it.
Which is to say, I'm not the most awesome cook in awesome land,
but I'm passing decent.

By the by, stay out of Awesome Land during the tourist season,
so not worth it.

It was so very weird being out in the middle of my night,
with the sun out and old people shopping willy nilly about.

Also, I've noticed that while get carded for booze 99% of the time past 8pm,
not so much at all at noon.
I got some hard cider.

I shall drink myself to sleep, gorramit!