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[hoveringsombrero]

Something is wrong with my right ankle.
Mayhaps someone replaced it with a defective one during the small sleep.

This displeases me.

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[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

My ankles and feet cramp up and do strange things when I am dehydrated and low on potassium.

[eris.livejournal.com]

That would actually totally make sense,
being that I'm not drinking water for shit right now,
and the whole allergic to bananas thing so I am sometimes low on potassium.

It's like it's swollen inside around the ankle joint.
I'm probably just getting old.

Likely I just sat on it wrongly on the couch at the bar last night.

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

I am allergic to banana too! I take potassium tablets and also did you know that avocado has MORE potassium than banana? Also another good alternative source is apricots.

Be sure to get some potassium and some water in you girl and you will feel better. I know all too well what your feet and ankles are doing and it always seems worst when you have just woken up from sleeping for whatever reason.

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

P.S. if you went drinking recently that would make more sense it is lack of potassium and dehydration. Drinking depletes both from your system. Follow my advice, I promise you will feel better :)

[eris.livejournal.com]

I always forget about the 'cados!
You'd think I would when people often ask me if

.... I hit some key combination and my history opened, annoying....

if I'm also allergic to avacados when I mention the bananas or latex.
I love avacados.

I only had two vodka tonics and wasn't even tipsy,
but I shall take your advice after I drink my ciders and eat my food and sleep.
I will, however also take a vitimin which contains potassium,
and keep a water bottle next to bed.

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

Bummer on the avocado for you! You know this is weird but I ALSO can not do the latex either... This is strange. Maybe I am morphing in to you, or you are morphing in to me or my mom just popped out yet another kid and forgot about it since she had so many of them and she didn't pay attention anyway you could be one of us in reality, just one she forgot about having. LOL

[eris.livejournal.com]

This response of yours totally hurt my head,
mayhaps this is a good sign and I'm getting tired,
instead of just batty.
I may have misspoke, I am NOT allergic to avacados.
I just never remeber that they're something good for me,
and not just a midly pricy treat.

Oh wait, if I'm a missing sister, does that mean the soap's being sent to me?
Now I'm totally behind this theory.

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

oh I read that wrong. I see you CAN have avocado. I was going crosseyed for a moment. Oh good on the avocado then. I love them too. mmmmm to the guacomole!

[eris.livejournal.com]

Oh no! A split!
Suppose to double-down on a split, yes?
Ok.

My favourite way to eat 'cados is:
mashed to heck and back,
then mixed with sour cream, salt, OOOODLES of lemon juice,
and then spead on extra sour rye bread.

I put either lemon juice or extra dry vermouth in everything,
SOMETIMES BOTH.
I'm a two note wonder.

Which is why I'm not the most awesome cook in awesome land.

Why am I not this fun/funny when fully rested/awake?

Now stop talking to me and let me eat my food!

DEVIL WOMAN!

Oooh double spaced.

I love that egg icon.

[m-leprae.livejournal.com]

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[eris.livejournal.com]

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