That does sound like it would take some talent. Still, I'm not sure if it counts as a reason why you are cooler than me. Cooler than lots of other people, yes.
To make it a really good reason, you would need to build a robot arm. Then you could teach it to use chopsticks. It should also know how to prepare the taquitos. Then it could feed you taquitos on demand... WITH... Chopsticks!
And there was much rejoicing.
Then again, seeing how high your list of reasons is, perhaps you would count each step in the above process? * built robot (+1) * gave robot chopsticks, taught it to use (+2) * added mobility, so arm could get to freezer & microwave/oven (+1) * instruct 'bot on finer points of taquito preparation (+3) fetch, open & nuke/bake each count once * deliver to eris (+2) input house layout, write eris locating routine * USE chopsticks to feed taquitos to eris? PRICELESS
Some things money can buy. For everything else there's MasterCaROBOTS!
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Cutlery Confusion?
Date: 2006-04-15 07:09 pm (UTC)To make it a really good reason, you would need to build a robot arm. Then you could teach it to use chopsticks. It should also know how to prepare the taquitos. Then it could feed you taquitos on demand... WITH... Chopsticks!
And there was much rejoicing.
Then again, seeing how high your list of reasons is, perhaps you would count each step in the above process?
* built robot (+1)
* gave robot chopsticks, taught it to use (+2)
* added mobility, so arm could get to freezer & microwave/oven (+1)
* instruct 'bot on finer points of taquito preparation (+3) fetch, open & nuke/bake each count once
* deliver to eris (+2) input house layout, write eris locating routine
* USE chopsticks to feed taquitos to eris? PRICELESS
Some things money can buy. For everything else there's MasterCa ROBOTS!
What about the other 4637?
Date: 2006-04-15 07:15 pm (UTC)Then you would have money from book sales & yet another reason why you are cooler than other people.
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Reason #(last one in book - 1) why I'm cooler than you:
I wrote this book.
Reason #(last one in book) why I'm cooler than you:
You read my book.