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Current score on the 500 question purity test
37.2%

Here's a few that I still have NO answers to but would like to eventually change that.


...owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in A Clockwork Orange.)

...made an R or X-rated snowman or snowwoman?

...received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?

...given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?

...had sex with someone whose name you did not know (and still don't know)?

...had sex with someone whose face you never saw?

...had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)

...watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?

...walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in?

...had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (Not necessarily at the same time.)

...had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? (Not necessarily at the same time.)

...necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)

...had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?

...necked or petted in a place of the dead? (Morgue, mortuary, cemetery, etc.)

...had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of the dead?

...necked or petted in a contraption of the dead? (Coffin, hearse, body bag, etc.)

...had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a contraption of the dead?

...had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?

...had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?

...had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative shielding structure?

Date: 2006-04-10 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tocard.livejournal.com
I would love to take a vaction with you Eris. I'll pay the universal life church to become s reverend, and then we could fly up north and visit some of my friends. We'll all go to a church and make a big snow-penis on the church lawn, wearing skimasks. Then I bet you that you won't fuck me in the confessional. (Of course I'm probably wrong, so I have to pay up) My friends are super-goth and say they hate the church... and that they are going to the nearby graveyard to take pictures. After fucking like bunnies in the Church, I finally take off my mask you you get to see my face for the first time. Then of course we'll go over to the graveyard and end up "accidentally" walking in on my friends. Oops... time for some more fun in the mausoleum. (Which of course, being gothy and photographers, pictures will be made and either myself of one of my gothy friends will offer to sell you one of the huge and black and white prints of nakedness in the cool mausoleum.) Then after the mausoleum will all relax by taking a walk through the woods and possibly stop for a little bit more before we get back to the public place... being concealed only by a line of trees. At that point, I'm sure we'll ALL be very hungry, and have to take a trip to the city for dinner... after which.. just for kicks... we all would just head up to the roof...

Sound fun? I could get you a ticket....

hahah I think that covers all of them except maybe some of the weird ones involving family.

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