Internet crimes which should be punishable by death.

[hoveringsombrero]

The subject line is important here, read it.

1. Having a repeating or animated background which is not only hideous but which forces the viewer to HIGHLIGHT the text to be able to see it, much less read it.

C. Stupid sparkley animated gifs, used in a serious belief that they make you cooler, (xhappyx excluded, because it's funny when she does it.)

12. Pointless mouseovers on links, which cause the text to change size and the page to spazz all over the place like an epileptic retard.

Q. Anything which causes ME to scroll left or right, on MY 21 INCH MONITOR SET AT A RESOLUTION OF 1280x1024, there is never a good reason for that.

7. Posting pictures which are so insanely large that on MY 21 INCH MONITOR SET AT A RESOLUTION OF 1280x1024, I'm only to view 1/8th of the picture without scrolling, forcing me to resize it myself if I really want to view it. Honestly people, if the picture is over 1280x1024 pixels most people are seeing even less of it than I am.

Christ Almighty people, just stop it.
You're making the internet suck.

Comments

[markw.livejournal.com]

Ah for the good old days when all we had to worry about were BLINK and MARQUEE. Now we have all this, and knobs like me trying to start cryptic Internet memes.

I wonder if LJ supports blink and marquee. I'm fighting the urge to go oldschool annoying if it does.

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]

I have seen it on LJ before

Annoying isn't it?

[celestyna.livejournal.com]

i blame myspace for the rise of annoying glitter letter crimes

[tranzitionalpod.livejournal.com]

¡oh nOo *eek* NOW i'm goin all glitter crazy!

Myspace Convo In Glittervision!

[xhappyx.livejournal.com]