eris is a dirty old man.

[hoveringsombrero]

So, it's been a joke of mine that I'm going to be a hot 40 year old,
who looks mid to early 30s, and banging an 18 year old.

I just, for the first time, stopped and did the math on that.

That means, this potential boytoy, is currently ....
wait for it ...
SEVEN YEARS OLD.

Also, I was 22 when this boy was born.

So the plan is revised.

He has to have a hot (hawt) mother,
who was say, 17-20 when he was born,
so his mother will be younger than me.

So I'll do date the mom first,
and meet the son while boinking dating her,
then after that relationship or one night stand, whatever ends.

I'll sex up the 18 year old son.

Yes, indeed.

Comments

[stephenwolfe.livejournal.com]

Oh well you only live once hun!

[dikadika.livejournal.com]

ahhh to be 18 again ;) lol