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[hoveringsombrero]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eris!

1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are eris.


2. Eris will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory!


3. Only one person in two billion will live to be eris!


4. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of eris.


5. Antarctica is the only continent without eris.


6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about eris.


7. Eris is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.


8. Eris is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.


9. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be eris.


10. India tested its first nuclear eris in 1974!

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Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of holly.

Reindeer like to eat holly.

Holly was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.

Holly is only six percent water.

The National Heart Foundation recommends eating holly at least three times a week!

Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled holly.

Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using holly!

Half a cup of holly contains only seventeen calories.

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as holly!

It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at holly.

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Only 55%!?

lol, i got 55% too =) an smell like a skunk =|

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Crangirl!

1. Research indicates that crangirl will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.


2. Over 46,000 pieces of crangirl float on every square mile of ocean!


3. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using crangirl!


4. Crangirl can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!


5. The only planet that rotates on its side is crangirl.


6. Lightning strikes crangirl over seven times every hour.


7. The risk of being struck by crangirl is one occurence every 9,300 years!


8. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching crangirl.


9. Crangirlolatry is the mindless worship of crangirl!


10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as crangirl!

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