In which there is a break from eris tradition.

[hoveringsombrero]

I have New Years resolutions.
If you've spent any amount of time talking with me in the past year or so,
not much of this will be surprising.

I resolve to:

a) Try more new things.
and also, don't be afraid to try new things to say it another way.
(like making resolutions, heh)

4) Less planning, more action,
put my money where my mouth is and all that.
(i.e. eris stop talking about it and just fucking do it!)

d) Smoke more crack!
(CAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO SMOKE ITSELF,
YOU WASTEFUL BITCH)

#) Stop using humor as an avoidance tactic in serious situations.
(ok, this one's a throw-away)

42) Accept accept accept! Accept that there are some things,
some people, some past events, some situations,
that I am NEVER .. EVER going to be able to make logical sense of,
sometimes there is no larger meaning, sometimes things just suck.
Accept it, move on.

q) Stop only doing/learning things which are easy,
try doing/learning more things which are hard and confusing,
even if it makes me feel dumb.

z) Make more funny list posts.

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brunettebebe05
2006-01-01 02:08 am UTC (link)
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brunettebebe05
2006-01-01 02:07 am UTC (link)

brunettebebe05
2006-01-01 02:06 am UTC (link)
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okay this is really stupid but it scared me so i went ahead and sent it to 15 people
FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS "WHAT A NASTY GIRL".START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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l3i9h18

[eris.livejournal.com]

Since I don't know what it means when one wants to "TORCHER" someone.
I'm not worried. ;)

[eris.livejournal.com]

Notice how important it was to note that she was EATING TACOS.