Location defines existence?

[hoveringsombrero]

The arrow in the last post is entire wrong relative to my current location,
it points at the wall.

Maybe my laptop needs it's own livejournal?
It could post about what a horrible whore it is,
and how I don't get it fixed so it's less whorey.
And I'd respond and say,
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX YOU,
AND I CAN'T AFFORD SOMEONE ELSE TO!"

I'd come home from work and there'd be
eleventy billion posts,
about how I forgot to try to make it charge while I was gone...

NO NO NO
This is a horrible idea.
Not going to do it.