In which eris should not think until fully awake.

[hoveringsombrero]

So I took a nap,
'cause I could,
got up a while later, started making some food before fully awake.

Whilst water was all a boil,
my gaze was drawn to the weetabix box atop the fridge.

I stared at it blankly then confusedly thought ...
"Four Gigs of fiber? How in the hell did they measure that?"