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For the purpose of this question we assume you're male, or that you like girls, if neither are true or if you're unable to hypothetically place yourself in that situatinon, then skip it.

You meet a hot (HAWT) chick, and she comes over to your place one night.
And something happens and she passes out on your floor,
something innocent, like she's a clutz and bumped her head on a cupboard or something,
NOT like you drugged her or the like.

Meaning that you have a few moments to think before rushing to action.

Do you take the opportunity to sneak a boob grab?

nope.

Date: 2005-12-11 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] unknownpoltroon.livejournal.com
But boyscout training says that for first aid you should loosen any tight or restrictive clothing that might interfere with breathing.

Re: nope.

Date: 2005-12-12 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
So said boobage must be uncovered before grabbed,
gotca ;)
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Date: 2005-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
The first statement inspired an amusing mental picture.

"hey, you want a drink?"
*opens cupboard very quickly*
*crack*

"oops!"

On the paranoid bit,
true,
chicks are all sneaky like that.
Crazy bitches!

Date: 2005-12-12 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mfree.livejournal.com
Feh, no! Carry her to the couch and let her rest. Being a gentleman is more important than a cheap feel.

I'll get a feel later when she's conscious :)

Date: 2005-12-12 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
Very good point.

Date: 2005-12-12 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-leprae.livejournal.com
"You meet a hot (HAWT) chick"

I'm not into poultry at any temperature.

Date: 2005-12-12 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eris.livejournal.com
DO NOT GRAB THE CHEEKUN BREAST!

Date: 2005-12-12 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oki-v2.livejournal.com
Martin Yan is though... Have you ever seen him massage chicken breast... esp on TV?

Sick sick man...

Date: 2005-12-12 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bob.livejournal.com
maybe accidentally brush it as I put her on the couch

I'd probably sneak a kiss on the forehead, though

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