How about you? (now with boobies.)
Nov. 2nd, 2005 03:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hoveringsombreroYes, well.
It's "Spirit week" at work.
Yeah ...
I haven't participated.
I didn't wear a costume on Halloween,
I wore black jeans and black shirt for "tacky day".
Today is "Wacky hair day".
I was going to do some overtime today,
But J decided we didn't feel like it.
Who am I to argue with such flawless logic?
I was going to say that my black hair was a protest,
against wacky hair day.
Every time I'm at a workplace with such a day,
do I ever get a prize?
No.
Even when I put forth the theory that I should at least
get a consolation prize, due to my hair always
being what is considered by many to be ...
*shudder* "wacky."
No dice.
The real reason is, that my hair has been asking to be black for a while.
Hair: Let's be black.
Me: No, cause in 3 weeks you'll want to be pink or something,
and it's an annoying process to get you bleached out again.
Not to mention damaging.
Hair: Remember Feria - Starry night? We LOVED that colour!
We loved that colour for nearly 5 years.
Me: No, you're far far too fickle.
Hair: But if you let me be black, and not bleach me for a long time, you can let me grow back out.
Me: ...
Hair: Ah! AHH! See the hair has logic! That's the advantage of living so close to the brains!
Brains: I could do with a little less bleach up there.
Me: Now you're ganging up on me!
Hair: Plus if I get bitchy you can put fake hair streaks in me, I'll settle for that.
Brains: If there's a vote I'm on the side of no more bleach.
Me: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! You win, just shut up all ready before people notice I'm talking to my own head.
Hair: YAY!
Me: Shoosh or no dye.
It's "Spirit week" at work.
Yeah ...
I haven't participated.
I didn't wear a costume on Halloween,
I wore black jeans and black shirt for "tacky day".
Today is "Wacky hair day".
I was going to do some overtime today,
But J decided we didn't feel like it.
Who am I to argue with such flawless logic?
I was going to say that my black hair was a protest,
against wacky hair day.
Every time I'm at a workplace with such a day,
do I ever get a prize?
No.
Even when I put forth the theory that I should at least
get a consolation prize, due to my hair always
being what is considered by many to be ...
*shudder* "wacky."
No dice.
The real reason is, that my hair has been asking to be black for a while.
Hair: Let's be black.
Me: No, cause in 3 weeks you'll want to be pink or something,
and it's an annoying process to get you bleached out again.
Not to mention damaging.
Hair: Remember Feria - Starry night? We LOVED that colour!
We loved that colour for nearly 5 years.
Me: No, you're far far too fickle.
Hair: But if you let me be black, and not bleach me for a long time, you can let me grow back out.
Me: ...
Hair: Ah! AHH! See the hair has logic! That's the advantage of living so close to the brains!
Brains: I could do with a little less bleach up there.
Me: Now you're ganging up on me!
Hair: Plus if I get bitchy you can put fake hair streaks in me, I'll settle for that.
Brains: If there's a vote I'm on the side of no more bleach.
Me: ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT! You win, just shut up all ready before people notice I'm talking to my own head.
Hair: YAY!
Me: Shoosh or no dye.
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Date: 2005-11-03 12:59 am (UTC)1) your icon is bitchen sexy, not to mention the bonus shot
2) "No Dice" is my all time favorite saying EVER!
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Date: 2005-11-03 01:16 am (UTC)2) Some of my favourite sayings are, in no particular order:
Fuck that noise.
Aces!
Five by Five.
...
And my brain just went blank.
I know there's more.
I HATE the phrases "I hate to tell you, but ..." or "I hate to say it, but ..."
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Date: 2005-11-03 01:22 am (UTC)and thanks spanky :)
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Date: 2005-11-03 01:28 am (UTC)I bet I could hold a conversation entirely in Firefly quotes and Kevin Smith movie quotes.
I say "Shiny" and "Gorram" a lot.
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Date: 2005-11-03 01:44 am (UTC)