i'm a gangsta

[hoveringsombrero]

my jeans
my black jeans

which were a tad loose
when i purchased them
are now insanely baggy

so i let them sag
hanging about my hips
below mah BELLAH
dragging under my heels

ENHANCING MY CLUMSY!

and i inform the kitty cow
that he is indeed my beeyatch
and i am the lyrical gangsta