kevin smith bonus round

[hoveringsombrero]

each line is or could be a different character from one of kevin smith's movies

name the movie and the character
extra triple double bonus points if you can include a screencap of the scene it's said in



" I feel a hate crime coming on."



"People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.' "



"Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze into the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know that I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?"



"That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks."


"Don't be so suburban. It's the new millennium. Gay, straight... it's all the same. "

Comments

[eris.livejournal.com]

woot!

kevin didn't realize until getting into it how difficult it was to direct and act at the same time. jeff anderson made a perfect randal tho.

and they couldn't afford the big lights that make it appear to be day, couldn't film inside during the day because it was/is a real quick stop and had to keep doing business.

[eris.livejournal.com]

his films have the best commentary
there's a drinking game based on the commentaries

[photoboy.livejournal.com]

you wanna see a kick ass directors commentary you need to watch the orgazmo dvd!
I think there is actually a seperate directors commentary that has kevin smith on it too even though he had nothing to do with that movie. heh