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[hoveringsombrero]

A new car built by my company leave somewhere traveling at 60 miles per hour. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field (A) multiply it by the probable rate of failure (B) then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement (C). A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of the recall, we don't do one.

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[eris.livejournal.com]

With a gun barrel between your teeth you speak only in vowels.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Listen to me . . . you have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.

[themattisgod.livejournal.com]

Fight Club. Love that movie.

[themattisgod.livejournal.com]

Sticking a feather in your ass does not make you a chicken.