help! she's lost it.

[hoveringsombrero]

eris: http://www.livejournal.com/community/grammar_whores/3359312.html
pinky: OH NOES! PSYCHOTIC ANTS ARE COMING TO GET ME
eris: i think you are probably the aformentioned psychotic ant
pinky: HEE
pinky: *CRAZY ANT LIFTING 800 TIMES MY OWN WEIGHT*
eris: OMFGSTUF
eris: hah!
eris: err stufu
eris: awlehfwef
eris: fuck nevermind
pinky: STFUU?
pinky: SHUT THE FUCK UP U?
pinky: SHUT THE FUCK UP, UMBRELLA
eris: cause you know those fuckin umbrellas will just babble on about the stupidest shit
pinky: Yes
pinky: OPEN ME CLOSE ME. DO I LOOK FAT WHEN I'M OPEN?
pinky: DO I?
pinky: COME ON? DO I LOOK SAGGY CLOSED?
pinky: Should I just stay like this *half open, pulling face back*?