hoveringsombrero | i've never done this ..

usually stupid and/or mean emails aren't amusing or mean enough to do more than laugh at and delete

this one took the cake, so i just HAD to share, my reply follows it:

From: leroywatson@webtv.net (Leroy Watson)
Date: Wed, 6 Sep 2000 14:15:36 -0500 (CDT)
To: eris@eriscam.com
Subject: question

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I just joined your site and I am very dissapointed. How can I find
the promsed nudity. All I have found so far is a menu with symbols and
banners for other sites.
What is the disaster site? I tried to enter the members area and was
refused.
I cannot view your webams because I have only web tv.
What am I getting for the membership fee. How do I cancel if
there are no features.

MY REPLY:

Dear Mr. Watson,

It seems that I must answer your questions with questions. The first being, What promised nudity, *I* promised no such thing, perhaps twas the voices in your head.
The second question, why why why, would you join the members area of a CAMSITE only having webTV, before looking to see if it were even possible for you to view cams?

* membership to my site does not constitue membership to fabulousdisaster.com, I link to her site cause she's a kick ass gurl

* if you read the join page you got what you paid for

* I don't refund on the basis of your stupidity, in fact I don't refund at all, www.lancelotsecurity.com handles all those issues

* BUY A COMPUTER!

Thank you and good day sir,
(eris)