He has lost a bunch of weight since the breakup, so he was attempting to show off his muscles to me. For some reason though, the boy has suddenly gotten very hairy in his late 20s, though you can't see it in this picture due to his pose, but the boy's got pit fros, a decent little chest garden, and his happy trail has exploded all over his belly. We'll stop before we mention his hairy ass though, this is my brother we're talking about KEEP YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER, now on to the armpit vagina ...
Directly after I took this picture was when I was teasing him about his hairyness, mother was to the left cutting out pattern pieces for a skirt.
He went off on a tangentrant about how he was going to get a vagina tattoo'd in one pit, and then trim the hair around to make it look authentic. Right away mother started making noises every time he said VAGINA, have some quotes:
"What is it you have a problem with, that I'm saying VAGINA or that I'm saying HAIRY VAGINA? Or is it armpit VAGINA that bothers you? Or the whole thing, HAIRY ARMPIT VAGINA?"
"Why are you so offended by my armpit VAGINA?"
"I'm probably going to bleed like hell when I get the tattoo, so you're saying you're so bothered by my HAIRY ARMPIT VAGINA, that you're not going to comfort me during my first woman times?"
She had enough when he started asking her if she'd show him how to use a tampon. I had to sit down I was laughing so hard. I kept pointing out that of all the words he could have chosen, VAGINA was the least offensive, to which she just replied that one didn't need to say ANY of the words referring to those bits.
What amused me the most is that this is the woman who very carefully always used the proper words when raising is, it was never hooha or wee wee, always vagina and penis. And yet she still freaks out.
And so another Biff Story is recorded.