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"Lead me not into temptation I can find the way myself." (Rita Mae Brown)
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"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)
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"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south." (Lance Morrow)
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"A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally." (Lillian Day)
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"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." (Dr. Alfred Kinsey)

garg

Jun. 21st, 2001 09:56 am
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suck.
i'm trying to explain to kal that i'm going to die if i have to be here any longer
eris: i'm gonna die before then
mah sexy mexican: lol no you wont
eris: i am!
i'm going to melt or just come apart
i think my joint adhesive is eroded from the heat

however being a whiny bitch doesn't actually make the money appear so we can move in
horribly, not wanting to do, beggging of father today
suck suck suck

remember my fantasies last night?
it's gotten even simpler

sleep, real sleep, that is all.

my hands are numb, it's possible i already died and i'm too stubborn to notice

heh

Jun. 19th, 2001 11:37 pm
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i think i'm going to have big soft pretzels soon
still to hot to go into bedroom
hooray for laptop
i'll probably try to sleep in a few hours actually cause my father is coming over tomorrow
and i'll probably do some more venting later
but probably on deadjournal

* eris humps matthew
Matthew> eek!
Matthew> dun do dat!
eris> =O
* markw humps matthew
eris> heh heh heh
Matthew> DUN DO DAT!
markw> hmm
* markw humps eris
* eris chews on mark
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"i like the tan lines, then i know where my bathing suit goes"

"and that's how you know you have a tan"
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Charity> what music is most annoying to a 17 year old
mouse> classical
eris> polka
ee> polka
ee> whoa
eris> heh
Charity> oooh yeah
ee> eris and i are mind melded
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biff: hi
eris: did you see my sex change pictures?
biff: yeah
biff: that is scary
eris: but my goatee got itchy so i shaved it off and put my boobs back on
biff: hmmm
biff: your eyebrows look pretty good
biff: I can't grow that much facial hair there is no way you can :P
eris: lol
biff: you've probably got a point there

biff: Curtis can't grow that much
biff: the sneer scared the crap out of me
eris: well see
i'd be taking extensive male hormone treatments
so it's possible i would grow more facial hair
biff: why is your facial hair..a light brown blond..when your hair is no where close to that color..you telling me you dyed your facial hair....yeah right
biff: I'm all cool with the sex change..but not the dying of the facial hair
biff: freak
biff: :P
eris: facial hair is often a different color than head hair
dom's beard is redish where his head hair is dark brown
biff: that explains the fact that my pubes are blue ...hmmmm
biff: no no wait..it doesn't
eris: but you're right, with my coloring my facial hair would probably be darker than my head hair instead of lighter
biff: ha-HA
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i read outloud to oki that April joy called her hair asian-wannabe-a-blonde-porn-star hair color
he said "heh cool, i wanna be an porn star"
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crazy taxi game to oki: "would you keep your eye on the road!"
oki to crazy taxi game: "SUCK MY DICK!"
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oki: "ah needs the hiah maintenance shit
yeeeah
can ah get a what what!"

crazy japo

Jun. 14th, 2001 02:56 am
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oki: "so since it's bleach do i have to take off my pants?"
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[livejournal.com profile] n00dleboy on phone to [livejournal.com profile] biff_lomax
"buttpark franks, they poop when you cook 'em"
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eris: i am silly in the yumyum with the poppentop fiz fiz
did you get the thing i sent in clicky thing with the e- in front?
my keeeboored stopped workage and i dun no whisch for
mah sexy mexican: your awake?
mah sexy mexican: clicky thing with an e in front?
what?
eris: mail with electronic sendage
mah sexy mexican: uhm i got your email if that's what you mean
eris: yupsit
mah sexy mexican: ok
eris: keyboard
eris: no workie
mah sexy mexican: so fix it
eris: i cut the cord in half to see whatsit insides
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Kwizard> egads...I didn't know it was that easy to put a cam online :-)
eris> shhh
Kwizard> Ok...as a member of the cam community, I'll protect our trade secrets :-)
eris> you must also pretend that it costs lots and lots of money to do it
eris> oh what else
eris> you must whine and lament that you have no money
eris> you must threaten to delete your livejournal at least once a month
Kwizard> Oh ok...next step is to get one of those wishlists :-)
eris> there must be some other camgirl you HATE HATE HATE
Kwizard> heh...seems all the camgirls that get the most hate are the ones I like :-)
eris> ohyeah, brag about how you did your whole site yourself but in actuality steal it from someone else
Kwizard> heya double ee
ee> i steal
ee> i am not even me
ee> i stole me

heh

Jun. 7th, 2001 06:54 am
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eris> so who's this ana person?
moon> no idea ;)
leslie> she's my mom
eris> your mom has a cam?
leslie> yes -sigh-
eris> that's gotta be strange
eris> ooh your mom just turned over
leslie> {{{{{mom}}}}}}
leslie> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind
hello, hello, hello, how low?
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay, a denial

LOL

Jun. 7th, 2001 12:58 am
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things that happen when i'm looking away from IRC

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Anti-Eris> STUPID

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