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strange dreams from wednesday:

the last phrase that happened before i woke up was" erotic hand shakeing guesture"

before that, i dreamt i woke up Under a table, looked UP at the clock, it said 5:49 and i looked over at bouncing boy sitting in a chair (like he was sitting there watching me sleep) and i yelled at him for not wakeing me up

before that, i decided i wanted to take a walk, so i went outside,(it was day and it was night at the same time) and i started walking/glideing down the street .. suddenly i was part of a commercial, that sold matching mother daughter outfits for pregnant women and their daughters, light grey jumpsuits over white t-shirts, in the little girl outfit the belly was a doll, that yelled things similar to a bubba toy(if you don't know it won't make sence) when it was moved ... I WAS ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS, not a mother ..

the i walked all the way down to the end of the block, and went around the other side of the block and i was in a different neighborhood, i was me again, i had a pizza box in which there was all but a slice or to(we had pizza yesterday) and i neede money so i was going door to door (still in the day and night at the same time) trying to sell the pizza by the slice, like the first 3 houses no one answered the door, then there was and old philipino couple sitting in front of their house, i talked to them but they didn't want any ... a couple houses later i came to a house with a party, i knocked onthe door, suddenly i was in from of the window to the left of the door, the window opened and Oz(from buffy) was sitting there and said "what do you want?" (while i was waiting for someone to answer i had seen mostly empty pizza boxes by the door and thought about selling them some of their own pizza) i said "hi, i see you've already had pizza, but are you still hungry?" (everyone i could see was very drunk, includeing oz) he said "hmm i dunno, buck a slice" up to that point i hadded thought of how much it was, so i said "yeah, buck a slice", he said "hmmm, i dunno ... no!" and shut the window, i turned around and now on the porch was a big couch and some chairs and a bunch of my friends were there (i have no idea who theese people were, but in my dream they were my friends) i was talking to a guy on my left, who was alternatly sitting beside me, and behind the couch on a computer, wew found a program of a graduation(some sort of military like academy) and invite to THIS party, i looked like it had a shedule for freemason ceremonys in like 5 hours, i started talking to the guy about how freemasons creep me out, and a girl to my right asked why, and i said because i don't know anything about them, and then i explained at length my need to understand things before i USE them (i.e. tv's radio's computers, don't ask me how that had to do with freemasons, but in the dream it did) then the old philipino couple walked up and said "that pizza you're giving away is free isn't it?" (suddenly i was sitting on the steps) i said "no it's a buck a slice" she said, "but you said it was free" i said " no i didn't" then she said "ok lets say you're charging by the min, and 4cents a sec, and we both eat a slice only takeing 30 secs .... can we have two slices for 4 cents?" i said "WHAT??? NO, the pizza is a buck a slice!!!"

then something about a proper lady and the guy to my right both wanting ice, i said "there's cups and ice over there(to my left on the snack table i was back on the couch now) so the lady was getting ice and water for other people, and the guy (who was now oz) was getting ice water for the lady, ***lots of conversation*** then he was about to hand it to her, and he saw a speck of dust in it, so he poked it out with his finger, (they were standing faceing each other on my left) and she started yelling at him, and asked him if he had washed his hands he said "what? i NEVER wash my hands, that's no fun, besides, we're camping" then the were sitting on chairs faceing each other in front of me, argueing about manners, witch ended up in them throweing the water from their cups repeatedly(the water in the cups seemed endless) in each others faces ...... then i woke up with the phrase in the begining in my head ... yes it's cronologicly wrong, but that's how it happened :P