In which eris is BEING SERIOUS.

[hoveringsombrero]

The motherperson informed me, today, that they managed to sell the jeep which we had given them to fix up. And that they got enough for it so that Josh gets a cut. He's been needing a new bed for a while, so he's thinking about using it for that. This is part of a conversation after we were talking about which queen pillowtop he liked from a specific store which we'd already chosen for the eventual bedbuying. And I am being serious, memory foam mattresses freak me the hell out.

Josh: What I'd really like is the 12" memory foam queen for 600

eris: Have you ever laid on a memory foam? They're odd.

Josh: Nope and really?

eris: I was seriously distresesed by it. The memory foam toppers are neat. But a whole mattress is ... inappropriate. It ... grabs you and holds on.

Josh: Heh

eris: Maybe you might like being nightly molested by your bed. I don't know. But you really need to go into a store and lie on one first.

Josh: Yeah that's smart

eris: It's less "yay soft foam!" and more "I'M IN SOME SORT OF SCIFI STASIS POD HALP"

Josh: Heh

eris: I AM BEING SERIOUS

Josh: Heh

eris: >:|

Comments

[eris.livejournal.com]

IT'S LIKE A CONSTANT HUG FROM SOME SORT OF BLOB CREATURE.

That's what they are, maybe. Just bedshaped foam-like creatures, come to earth to grope sleeping people.

[eris.livejournal.com]

Then you should definitely go try laying on one.

I just like to get to know something better before it starts groping me like that.