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• Attention everyone, the Internet is over, Prince says so. Put down your computers and go outside and play. He says: "The internet's completely over. I don't see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won't pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can't get it.
  "The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good.
  "They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you." The Internet, it fills your head with numbers!
  
  
• Here's some fodder for you Mac haters, this poor guy is allergic to his iStuff.
  
  
• Not only am I a mobile phone, but I'm also a fancy bathtub, that looks like it's making a big smiley face.