It's political.

[hoveringsombrero]

McCain: John McCain will rape your ass.

Obama: Barak Obama will lube you up, then rape your ass.

You: 70% of Americans would prefer that they not be anally raped, according to a Pew Research backdoor pole. 96.5% of Americans would, if it were unavoidable, prefer to be lubed first.


The Choice is Clear
A vote for Obama is
A vote for Lube.

Comments

[mfree.livejournal.com]

Thing is, you're paying for that lube, through channels of government that mean it costs 5 times as much. Supply your own lube, cheaper :)

To extend the metaphor.

[leprosy.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin will outlaw lube entirely.