In which I quote myself.

[hoveringsombrero]

As we were walking home from groceries last night.

me: Hey Josh?
J: What?
me: I left a good job in the city ...
J:  (he raises a confused eyebrow at me.)
me: Working for the man, every night and day!
J: AHHH! Shut up, or I'll kick you.
me: ...
J: ...
me: ...
J: (almost starts to hum) DAMN YOU!
me: The chorus totally just started up in your head, didn't it?
J:  I hate you.
me: Rolling! Rolling! (starting to dance) rolling on th...
J: AHHH! SHUT UP!

He then tried to hit me with his soda bottle, which I deftly blocked with my water bottle,
then I had to stop giggling or I was going to pee myself.