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hoveringsombreroI did the mum shuffle this morning, getting up after 4 hours of sleep to make sammaches for Jlunch, grumbling, going back to bed.
Then I had a series of crazyass dreams. One of which I was at some seminar for dog training and they were saying that all dogs could be controlled if you wore the right colours and said the right words. And NEVER to say the correct words in a bad tone, the example being if you were angry about something in Hamburg, Germany the dog would be confused cause it'd heard HAMBURGER. And NEVER EVER EVER wear black around dogs.
That's where I woke, I opened my eyes and said, aloud, "But I've worn black around dogs many times!"
Then I had a series of crazyass dreams. One of which I was at some seminar for dog training and they were saying that all dogs could be controlled if you wore the right colours and said the right words. And NEVER to say the correct words in a bad tone, the example being if you were angry about something in Hamburg, Germany the dog would be confused cause it'd heard HAMBURGER. And NEVER EVER EVER wear black around dogs.
That's where I woke, I opened my eyes and said, aloud, "But I've worn black around dogs many times!"
