eris VS Strep

BODY: WAKE UP!

eris: wtf? it's insane am, why?

BODY: I REQUIRE FUEL FOR THE WAR, WAKE THE FUCK UP.

eris: Jebus! ok fine.
*consumes a drinky yoghurt and a protein shake*
*putters about, does some work, etc*

=2 and a half hours pass =

BODY: WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS INSUFFICIENT. I.REQUIRE.FUEL.BITCH.

eris: What, seriously? Already? Fine.
*performs epic noms on some real food*

eris: Wow, I was much hungrier than I thought.

=2 hours pass=

BODY: HEY YOU THERE, ATTEND TO ME.

eris: What the hell now?

BODY: I REQUIRE GUNS.

eris: wtf?

BODY: GUNS, AMMUNITION, TANKS, FOR THE GLORIOUS WAR AGAINST THE STREP.

eris: Oh yeah.
*administers candy necklace flavoured cumshot to back of throat*
(liquid Augmentin, seriously. undertone of beef flavour even, spoo consistency, very odd)

BODY: NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

eris: Sir, Yes Sir!

*passes out*

I was dead to the world for 5 hours, been a very long time since an antibiotic has kicked my ass that hard. And I have woken to the visible signs of strep nearly completely gone. Many epic battles were fought in that 5 hour nap, apparently.

Score one for science!