In which there is a game

Guess which half of this text exchange is me, and which is J.


person 1: I just rewrote the lyrics to love machine as poop machine as I'm sittin on the toilet.
person 2: ... thanks for sharing.
person 1: I didn't actually, I could.
person 2: ...
person 1: I'm just a poop machine, and this body don't poop for nobody but me. Yeah baby, I'm just a poop machine, a farting, squirting fiend.
person 2: Lovely.