Monday? I hate you.

Fuck you Monday, and your upsetting conversations that make me question every *ship I have, and making me track down all of the 8-14yr long friends and bother them with endless queries to make sure I haven't been upsetting and offending them all secretly for the last few decades.

Monday evening? You're cool, we're cool, I'm friends with you.
You helped me hatch plots for later this year with above mentioned friends.

Monday night? YOU BETTER FUCKING BEHAVE.