Hello weekend.

eris: ERIS BEATER
J: she was askin for it
eris: feedme
J: you're the "housegirlfriend"
J: you feed me
eris: heh

Indeed.

So, first he punches me in the jaw,
the terrifies me in the hallway,
then demands I cook for him, barefoot ...

I said all that to him while cooking to which he laughed and replied:
"At least I didn't then attempt to force you into sex right after cooking."

I said:
"The day is young, sir!"