The worm ... the spice ...

eris: This is fucking scary http://community.livejournal.com/wtf_omgz/1368666.html
J: good god
eris: I think that made my vagina grow shut.
J: no doubt
J: made my penis shrink as if to hide
eris: Fear of the larger predator?
J: seriously
eris: and it's a GAY monster cock, no less.
eris: It might try to EAT yours.
J: seriously
eris: Like a fucking dune worm.
eris: RARR *chomp*
eris: If I wasn't getting any before ...
J: *shudder*

MY HUMPS

Best thing on the internets in ever.

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