Goodmorning Starshine.

I have magical coffee powers, I put an entire pot of coffee into one mug.
My giant Alaska mug that Curtis got me on his last honeymoon, natch.

coffee coffee bo boffee



POP QUIZ
When eris likes her sandwiches cut, which way does she prefer?
(a) Cut in half.
(b) Cut in half diagonal.
(c) Cut in quarters.
(d) Not cut, crusts removed.

( Answer behind the cut )

FOURTH ANNIVERSARY!

HAPPY DUMPING DAY!

eris bait

eris: So, when I visit, is there anything new in stockton to show me, take me to?
eris: Please say strip club.
DOM: There is only the one that has been here forever and a day.
DOM: There is a new kick ass sushi place at the new movie theater.
DOM: and we have a stadium now. That does stadium things.
eris: Oooh. new movie theatre and new sushi?
eris: These are excellent things.
eris: So I'll forgive you for not making there be a fantastic new strip club.
DOM: Yar. 16 screens. Theater is RIGHT next to sushi place. Many times we have done sushi,. drinking loads, then a movie.
eris: Fucking awesome.
eris: That there, is total eris bait.

made in heaven

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