Is he eatable?

Today I'm vegetarian, apparently.

Sleep didn't last very long, so I was up to see J off,
he'll be gone for the weekend,
and decided to make some lentil patties.

State of the Biff.

In case you forgot that my brother is so much more awesome,
than any other brother...

He just called me a bit ago to give me a status update on his girl situation,
girluation?
Bituation?
Hostatus?

Heh, anyway, I dig that he tells me stuff,
that he thinks of me first to tell about new girls or change in status of current girls.

Also, it turned into a bit of a "bros before hos" conversation,
in which it was decided that I land on the bros side,
because he's my brother,
and ... I'm awesome.

He says that his new nickname is Ace,
demanded I call him so, to which I asked if he had a Gary.
He laughed, turned to guy in car beside him and asked if guy would be his Gary.
Guy said HAH! YES! and started singing the ambiguously gay duo theme song.

They intend to go into san fran for salsa dancing again,
Ostensibly for "Ace" to play wingman for "Gary" in the great Ho hunt.

Oh yeah, Biff, I mean Ace, salsa dances, he called me at insane AM
sometime last week and informed me he'd just been Salsa dancing in San Francisco,
for four hours.

I said: "You can Salsa dance?"
He said: "APPARENTLY!"