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Stupid forgetfull eris.

I forgot to do something last night which requires walking and has to be done before 9am today.
This is why I'm OUTSIDE at nearly 7 in the morning, walking, in the sun, all squinty and surly.
Hopefully the J-man won't lock me out, I left him a note but in case he doesn't see it I left the front window slightly open.

And, oh look, I'm at my destination now, go me!

eris: queen of the pointless, time-wasting entry!

Gold lion's gonna tell me where the light is.

Now, tell me what you saw,
Tell me what you saw,
There was a crowd of seas,
Inside, outside,
I must have done a dozen each

So we're going to pretend, "hey eris decided to take a walk at 6.40am!"
Wasn't that all active and normal of her?
Didja hear my eyes roll from there?
DIDJA BITCH?
I thought so.

I'd like to recap the last few weeks,
but with the exception of the happy oasis in the middle which was newfriendhangingoutwith, it's all a blur.
A CAFFEINE DEPRIVED BLUR.

Apparently I'm pretty seriously addicted,
sans caffeine I had THE WORST HEADACHE EVER,
occasionally it subsided into a dull ache, occasionally it exploded into full-on migraine.
Sensitivity to light and sound, nausea, the works.
FOR NEARLY TWO WEEKS.

Fuck that noise.
But the soda thing is tiresome at times, and coffee hurts my belly if imbibed too frequently.

So if you love me, if you really really love me <3,
and never want me to suffer like that again,
you'll buy me a case or twelve of buzzwater from thinkgeek.com.



I can mix it with jooooos! I love fruit juice but can never drink it unless watered down,
caffeinated fruit juice? That would be ever so lovely.

No, no lectures about maybe I should stop using caffeine,
my head will explode all over your nice new shirt if you do.


FEED MY ADDICTION! or just buy me a toy, I can feed my own addiction pretty well without help.