Da da da.

I think the sun came up too early.

eris vs. everyday appliances.

So I'm home and I'm trying to make tuna mess to put on bagels.

It's just more frustrating when I'm tired,
can openers, scissors, etc.
I grab for things with left hand first 2/3rds of the time,
and the less I'm paying attention
the more I'm baffled at my inability to work the device.

I'm ambiguously handed and sometimes it's annoying.
I don't understand why right-handed scissors are even a bother,
I've examined right and left handed scissors and I don't see a marked difference,
so I don't understand why it won't work when grabbed with the "wrong hand."

I keep meaning to get some left handed things again,
but then, of course, I'd only manage to grab the right things with left hand,
and left things with right hand.

Why they hell can't they make both handed scissors?

This annoyed babble came from a confused struggle with the can opener.
I always buy both handed computer mice, I just don't see why other things can't be so.

And then I went and burned my bagels on the toasty thing, just now.

Yesterday I decided to stay away from technology and go to bed,
because I did all of the following, right in a row;
attempted to stick my bare hand in boiling water,
attempted to remove garlic bread pan from oven sans glove,
attempted to grab pot by unprotected body, not by handle.

All times I stopped myself before I did so,
but it was still disconcerting.

If this is all I have to whine about,
life is pretty nifty.

It's not weird when you realise that for me it's a late dinner.

Tuna mess on onion bagels,
a Hornsby's Hard cider,
crisp apple variety.

Ess.tv.
Sleep.