WORSHIP ME

I crack me the hell up.
The best craigslist personal ad, EVER

Personal ad replies so far.

Eewww, no. And it's blue hair, no reply.

From: rdf
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:05 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


I think I can help you out. What you need is to have me bend you over and stick my cock in your hot wet arrogant, sarcastic pussy while I am pulling the shit out of your purple hair.

The following guy attached a picture, and actually appears rather good looking,
so spelling and excessive dotting might be forgiven. May reply.

From: johnny moore
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:07 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


    u r the hottest and coolest motherfuckin fat chic ever!.......i like ur style....im mean sometime......johnnymoorern.........

Replied to this one saying I might take the sushi offer but don't promise sex,
and asked for pictures.

From: Marcus Ross
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: Hottest Fat Girl, EVER. - 28


want to get together today and eat sushi and have great sex?

Does he mean he wears a white suit and tie,
or he's white and wears a suit and tie?
I'm so confused, no reply.
Also; ew.

From: Victor M
To: pers-135008634@craigslist.org
Sent: Saturday, February 18, 2006 1:08 PM
Subject: uh huh


Hey there...

Let me know if you just need a good old fashion tongue fucking.  LOVE to
flick my tongue all over the clit of a hot BBW.

40 white  suit and tie guy.

:)

This is pure insanity.

I honestly expected only replies like "OMG UR NOT HOT SHUT UP FATTY!"
I've only had the ad up about an hour now.

Only one person has emailed calling me on the how much of it is a joke factor.
Had a mini conversation with him.

And Marcus replied with pictures,
and continued sushi offer,
so I may actually go meet him for sushi.

This is crazy shit, batman.

Pure insanity pt 2.

So I have a sushi date at 8pm.
And he's bringing me smokes.

What the hell?
I've never gotten so many and so sudden replies to a personal ad, EVER.

Is this really my life?

!!

I got cancelled on!
Hah, well not horribly unexpected,
though I was thinking more likely he just wouldn't show up.

Damnit, I got all dressed too,
no sushi for eris =(

I'm the king of rock and roll!