But you can call me cookie.

I have nothing of import to say.

This is the sentence which tells you that there's no content in this post.
And this is the sentence which advises you to
pretend I said something witty and/or funny,
and reply accordingly.

This is the sentence, disguised as having no meaning,
but which is actually telling you that I'm going to bed.

This is the sentence which claims to be the last sentence in the post,
it is, however, a dirty dirty liar.

This is the last sentence.

This is the sentence which informs you
that the previous sentence was also a liar.

This is the sentence which also attempts to be informative,
in telling you there is no truth in this post,
except this sentence explaining that.

This is the sentence which chides you for
laboring under the misconception that there is truth anywhere.

This is the beginning of the post.