eris is a giagantic tard, or ATARI WOOO!

So the J-man returned,
bearing a gift for the eris.

Yes it's just the flashback,
yes no cartridges, but many many many games already in it,
like pitfall!

I squealed like a girl and jumped up and down.

<3 Atari

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!

Das Internet is nicht fuer gefingerclicken und giffengrabben. Ist easy
droppenpacket der routers und overloaden der backbone mit der spammen
und der me-tooen.  Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das
mausklicken sichtseeren keepen das bandwit-spewin hans in das pockets
muss; relaxen und watchen das cursorblinken.

lazy eris

J is at work and I am not,
haHA!
I have stolen his laptop and am in my bed with it,
haHA!

I'll be good and not snoop,
I even closed his mail without looking at it.
I made his last two lappy payments, damnit!

He'll be a little annoyed that I didn't think to ask him first,
if he checked his email at work I'd email him.
I'll tell him about how I didn't snoop at all,
he will get over the annoyance and realize eris had a lappyinbed lack.

There is no water!
I'd call and ask management about it,
but I'm sure they already know,
probably assuming everyone in this buliding is at work,
and are fixing something.
They've always been very good at it in the past.

(edit there were some banging pipe noises and the water came back on a few hours later)

The spacebar on this thing is a little odd.
Ohsonice to use a touchpad rather than the fucking magic nipple thing, though.

weird foot porn

Remember that eris is often NSFW,
and this link is so many kinds of not.

"yeah move those fingers, I mean toes."

(link found from bad_porn_2)

I *bigpuffyheart* wikipedia.

So I'm wandering in some random silly pages,
notice a picture of a foreign magazine, Italian possibly,
on the cover of which, an ampersand (&) symbol is used.

Which led me to wonder how "many languages use this symbol?,
but the first question has to be "where did the ampersand come from?" ....

An ampersand (&) is a logogram representing the word logical conjunction "and". The symbol is a ligature of the letters in et, which is Latin for "and". It was traditionally regarded as the last character of the English alphabet.

The name derives from the phrase "and per se and", meaning "and [the symbol which] by itself [is] and". The Scottish English name for the ampersand is epershand, derived from "et per se and" with the same meaning.

So, we conclude that as it is Latin in origin, it would stand to reason that it would be in use in most European languages.
Addionally, the phrase et cetera can be appreviated to &c, as the ampersand originally stood for the Latin et.

Crap, I just learned something on a lazy day off,
that has to have violated some rule.

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