ess eye gee ach

Dear every stupid person who's ever called tech support,

IF YOU CANNOT TELL ME WHAT THE ERROR SAYS OR WHAT YOUR SYSTEM IS DOING I CANNOT TROUBLESHOOT THE PROBLEM, AND THEREFORE I CANNOT FIX IT!

And no, "My TV is broke" is not IN ANY WAY IMAGINABLE helpful in telling me what's wrong with your satellite TV system. For one thing, I do not provide support for the TV, I have no information on the TV.
If your TV is in fact, 'broke', this is nothing I can help you with. HOWEVER if your satellite television receiver is malfunctioning you MUST tell me exactly what the error on your screen says or exactly HOW it is 'not working.'

Otherwise, kindly take off your hat, have a very large shit in it, and place it firmly back onto your big stupid head.

Thank you.

(eris)

Heh.

This is a little creepy, I swear I purposely answered questions that were opposite her, I expected Kaylee or Zoe mayhap.

( silly Serenity meme )

Have you tried an Orange CreamSlush?

I worked today,
but you could probably tell that by my rant in post before last.

I worked the whole 10 hour shift,
I still feel shitty but I'm sloooooly getting better.

The problem with this getting better thing is it's like becoming sober,
each new level of better I realize how shitty I feel.
Even though it's worlds better than the previous level.

I get two days off,
which is also two more days of antibiotics.
I intend to sleep as much as I feel like.

mmmsleep