Stop me.

poppity poppity

Stumble eats my brain.

ping pong

Why can't everything orange be eris?

I need to be rebooted.

I've been feeling assy for about 24 hours now.
It's no one thing, Scratchy throat, mild fever.
Overall ick feeling.
Random bouts of nausea.

Either a migraine that causes nausea,
Or nausea that causes a migraine.
Annoying.

It's like a cold that doesn't have the balls,
to be a real cold.

Go away faux cold, SHOO!

Word to the wise,

If you decide to make with the fucky,
somewhere which has non-carpeted floors,
sans protection.

Remember that spoo is slippery.

Just sayin'
not that I'd know.

I guess you got this story from you gypsy friends, no?

Some new friendation recently,
This guy recently friended me and I went to look at journal, and was thinking I'd friend back anyway.
But this entry sealed the deal.

So funny, almost as good as having a second Dom on my friends list!

Fun with HTML

This is fun, that hopeless little faggot assclown gave up his secrets.
But it wasn't as secret as I thought.